Lyrics:Cock Mobster

by MC Paul Barman

[Verse 1] Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game? I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame Rappaz R. N. Dainja "Depression is closely followed By delusions of grandeur." I think about all the pube I got While reading the Rubaiyat And make babies in bunny slippers With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers [Sample] "Hey baby, do you know who I am?" [Paul] Cock Mobster It's a porn utopia A cornucopia of warm fallopia Cock Mobster My dandy voice makes the most Anti-choice granny's panties moist [Verse 2] I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses but Cindy Crawford offered I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon. Shall I keep on? (Yeah!) I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis I've seen the trim of Tina M. I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton And I'll disrobe Lisa Loeb I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr Lisa Bonet: I'd like a piece of your day I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley [Sample] "Hey baby, do you know who I am?" [Paul] Cock Mobster It's a porn utopia A cornucopia of warm fallopia Cock Mobster My dandy voice makes the most Anti-choice granny's panties moist

[Verse 3] I'm a braniac with a veiny sack resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow) She almost shrank off when I said, "Take your top tank off." I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff I'm very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup's buttocks I'm the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella I'm truly the hero of Julie Shapiro But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman I'm putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston which brings in Amy Tan She said, "Lay me, mon." Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick I'd like to slip my slim sword in Kim Gordon Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver I'm having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars Winona Ryder? Going inside her! I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum I made Tahnee Welch's punanni felch while her mommy belched

[Sample] "Hey baby, do you know who I am?" [Paul] Cock Mobster It's a porn utopia A cornucopia of warm fallopia Cock Mobster My dandy voice makes the most Anti-choice granny's panties moist