Lyrics:Senioritis

by MC Paul Barman

I may be kidding School's just babysitting I knew people in AP classes knitting So tedious Homework is tell major lies Or plagiarize encyclopedias So boring Fresh-faced teachers Want to tickle 'em But a test-based curriculum Excludes exploring I'll let a mystery gas Out of my blistery ass Just to disrupt the misery of history class And to entertain your tender brain When your pain is the same As a fender bender with a train Analyze the engines If you gotta go to the rhododendrons Cut class then serve detentions Say toodle-oo to the trimmed poodles who Will grow up to be the adults you now hate, I know what's futile too Like throwing a spear at Choate I'm not here to gloat I want to be used as your yearbook quote Abolish class rank, pour sugar in its gas tank Weighted grades really yank my ass crank And stop up my leak hole English and autoshop should be equal Anyway an A is a weak goal So stultifying It's hard to hold off dying I'm spying on a lobbyist It's obvious Double teachers' salaries and hire smarter Discard the farters who only inspire fire starters What is the meaning of C.L.A.S.S.? Is it a Conspiracy Levelled At Sleepy Students trying to pass? Make like a whirlybird and graduate early Word or pull all the stops out Make the proprietors of a mom and pop shop's eyes pop out and drop out When I yawn it's hard to hold in drool drawn dreams of a molten pool Of magma rock raining Ragnarok On the whole damn school Scenes of the old and fool ish and possibly cruel Administrators being told the Golden Rule While rolled in stool Superficial superintendant Repainting the facade and bannister I'm going to switch your contact lens vial For a Drosophilia Melanogaster cannister I found college awkward Another teacher, same old chalkboard I felt I was shifting bawkward When I expected to shoot forward Could I possibly have been more bored? Realistically, a stressful sideways Still skipping readings Still waiting for Fridays School was so damn boring It left me colder than the o-ring Which would not expand and destroyed the USS Challenger In 1986 An overhaul is long overdue I'm 0 for 2 If so are you Catch The Fever from Wallace Shawn To destroy school 'til all is gone