Lyrics:You Part The Waters

by Cake

You part the waters The same ones that I'm drowning in You lead your casual slaughters And I'm the one who helps you win You've got your grand piano You don't even play piano I'm the one who plays piano You don't even play piano You part the waters The same ones that I'm thirsty for You invite your friends to tea But when it's me you lock the door You've got your credit cards And you thank your lucky stars But don't forget the ones who foot the bill You've got your grand piano And you don't even play piano I'm the one who plays piano You don't even play piano But you part the waters