I Had Sex With Santa:Barnes & Barnes

Artist: Barnes & Barnes

Album: Sicks (reissue)

Appears On (Mixes): Most Folks Call Them Green Onions, But They're Really Scallions

Song Notes: Barnes & Barnes have done a series of "I Had Sex With…" songs, and this is the Christmas version! Every "Sex With" song has the same music, but different lyrics. They're not really my favorite Barnes & Barnes songs, but they're catchy and silly and they're the sort of thing that makes me laugh in spite of myself. This was finally reissued on the ''Sicks album as a bonus track. - Rev. Syung Myung Me