Lyrics:Duty Free

Cracker version: Well there are some lines that can't be crossed And sometimes those lines get lost Do you need anything from Duty Free? I've got to get out of the wet UK Jackson Haring and I were at London Arms College drunks kicking pigeons in the asses Yeah feathers flying, and bobbies whining Like little drunken schoolboys we only thought we were kicking rats

Will you need anything from Duty Free? I got to get out of the wet UK  Do you need anything from Duty Free? I've got to get back to the USA

Liam Moore he comes from Kilkenny He's a singer and a painter, but not much behind the wheel Drove my pick-up truck in Iowa into a drainage ditch He said he thought it was valet parking for the Holiday Inn Express Do you need anything from Duty Free? I got to get back to Kil- Kilkenny Do you need anything from Duty Free? I've got to get the fuck outta the USA

Well Frank Quinn is an Irish singer A scuba-diving, paramedic, and a dead ringer For every Irish fuck who ever had his picture on A poster for the offices of Irish Tourism

Now I love Frank, and I love all o' his songs And I love all o' his stories about fishing stiffs out of the Shannon And how the moss and seaweed would grow upon the skin of the victims And how one day Frank would go home, and get that gig again

Will you need anything from Duty Free? I got to get out of the USA Do you need anything from Duty Free? I got to get the fuck out of the USA

Ike Reilly version: There are some lines that cant be crossed But sometimes those lines get lost Should I stay or should I cross? I was crippled When you were faithful I was wasted Kickin in gifts to the trickers and treaters Kill em with kindness and gifts for the needy Brinkman and Lloyd's or I'll drink it from toilets Sit on your glasses while your money gets moist Hide all the luggage you better hide it from trouble Smells like the '40s like Europe and rubble The locals dont know you theyre the ones you want love from Comforts or cots let me check yeah I got one Do you need anything from duty free? I gotta get out of this endless day Do you need anything from duty free? I gotta get out of the U.S.A. If I could I would change my name And get a girl and jump a plane I overheard them say they want to rearrange their faces And blow out their brains I was strange while I was wasted Do you need anything from duty free? I gotta get out of this endless day Do you need anything from duty free? I gotta get out of the U.S.A.