Lyrics:Salvation Barmy

by MC Paul Barman

[girl's voice] I am a pretty little dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my block Are crazy over me [Paul Barman] I was walkin down the street, lookin at boobs, asses, faces Went in the salvation army for some used glasses cases Next to the doooorway The cashier catch me, held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay' I looked at her anxiously Two lip rings looked like fangs to me I said, "Hope my sperm will get under your thermal Underwear, because you're cuter than Nermal" She said, "Go get a haircut" So I showed her my bare butt Pulled down my car hearts put my moon in her star-charts And to make stupid stupider, I stuffed the ring up my ass Said, "Now my moon's Jupiter" FUCKIN ASSHOLE [guy's voice] She has a boyfriend Fatty He comes from Cincinnati With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is the way the story goes MC Paul Barman Clickity clack, he's at the rack with the jackets It's Black Italiano, lookin black cuz he's backlit "Ay, what's up with these fuckin Chinese lookin street gang jackets?" We started to slowdance I said, "No chance for romance If I have to wear condoms cuz they feel like snow pants" But I couldn't stay calm, because she revealed a bra Made of two yarmulkes, I said, "You're hella great!" Let's celebrate! We took the freight elevate- Er to continue our back-and-forth shaggin sports In the room with the davenports where men become cuckolds She chuckled I felt her knuckle above my belt buckle [guy's voice] One day when she was walking She heard her boyfriend talking To a little girl with a strawberry curl And this is what he said to her MC Paul Barman My pissed off Jabrowski Turned three colors like Christov Krislowski And said, "A handjob's a man's job, your job's a blowjob" That porn snob That corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ????? Every penis wants to be famous It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless She said, "I'm glad you explained that My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat" So I did, you know What can I say? I'm a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail Black Italiano Come On Bring your woman over here so I can show her a real Italian man I got the best of both fuckin worlds here Fuckin black man's dick, and an Italian man's brain Hahah, fucking asshole