Lyrics:Bumpercars

by Andy Partridge/ XTC:

Bumpercars Bumpercars Drive around in someone else's wheels On the rented road Yes sir, no sir, In your straightest jacket Couldn't you explode Bumpercars Bumpercars All week sell paint to the plebs Shy daughters lard white slacks Kiss me beneath Haunted House Bells ring and airguns crack My boss's back Bumpercars Bumpercars Drive around in someone else's wheels On the rented road Yes sir, no sir, In your straightest jacket You're on overload Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) Take home your Lucky Dip wage Don't you just hate his wife Daydream of denting her rear Then cut her up jacknife It's a fun-fair life Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) And you know when it's time to change gear With the speed that the weekend comes For the boys that we always practise with For the girls that we always practise with You'll know when it's time to change gear Yes you'll know when it's time to change gear Drive around in tiny little circles In a souped up tin Swerve and dodgem until that something snaps And then you smash 'em in Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) Bumpercars (bumper to bumper) Bumpercars (bumper to bumper)