Lyrics:Santa's Beard

by The Beach Boys

I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa I wanna see Santa Claus, the real real Santa He wants to meet ol' Santa Claus I took my brother to the department store He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list He stood in line and he shook like a leaf He's only five and a half goin' on six He said, "Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, Really really (the real Santa) Santa Claus? Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, really really Santa?        (I hope he doesn't pull Santa's beard) Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus,  Really really (the real Santa) Santa?" Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt He yanked the beard right on off of his chin And in his eyes I could see he was hurt He said, "You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus, You're really not (the real Santa) Santa Claus You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa       (he shouldn'ta pulled Santa's beard) You're not (not Santa) Santa Claus, you're really not (the real Santa) Santa" He's just helpin' Santa Claus He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, the real (the real Santa) real Santa He's helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, the real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, the real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' Santa Claus He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, the real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, the real (he shouldn'ta pulled Santa's beard) real Santa He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, the real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' Santa Claus