Lyrics:Give the Jew Girl Toys

I hate to say it Santa

But you're acting like a dick

You should give presents to everyone whose good

and not just to your personal clique

If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning

I'll let you be my boyfriend

All bearded, fat, and horny (Oh yea)

What does Jesus have to do with you?

You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby Doo

What do you have to do with Jesus?

You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis (Oh yea)

So I don't think he's the son of God

I think he was still a nice boy

If you ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"

He'd say give the jew girl toys (give the jew girl toys)

Don't be a douche

What would Jesus do?

He'd say, "give the jew girl toys"

You made a list and I checked it twice

and there is nobody named Silverman, or Mascowitz, or Weisz

You have a list

Well Schindler did too

Liam Neeson played him

Tim Allen played you

Give the jew girl toys

Don't be a douche

What would Jesus do?

He'd say, "give the jew girl toys"