Lyrics:Young Marrieds

by [[Andy Partridge}}

Stay at home, watch a video. Chocolate Fingers, stir the tea. Tea for two until the baby wakes you. Back to basics. Love and marriage, go hand in hand. Like horse and horse shit. You can't hear her crying for the hoover. Young marrieds, nowhere to go. Young marrieds. Stay at home, watch a video. Daddy's sauce on mummy's plates. Bought from Argos and it's handy living Near the chippie. Full time whistle, chuck his darts. She looks daggers now When he suggests a final swift half. Young marrieds, nowhere to go. Young marrieds. Stay at home, watch a video. Now she's gone and flown away With that bloke who used to drum Before he joined the army. Baby's crying, man is too. Separated by a few years and a turned up walkman. Young marrieds, nowhere to go. Young marrieds. Stay at home, watch the magic go. Stay at home, watch a video.