Lyrics:The Blarney Stone

by Ween

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck If I pull out the claymore youre shit outta luck Whos that girl, that pretty young thing After I fuck her shell get up and sing Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye Down to the pub for a two shilling ale The bread on the counter is going stale If I dont get some fresh bread soon Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye Ain't got no girl cuz I haven't the time Got too many other things on me mind Patty was nice, she was pale and cute But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head When Patty starts cryin this is what I said Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye