Tracklisting[]
- Mailbox - My Uncle And The Goons
- GST Mugwump - The Rubber Policeman
- Wendy - No Swimming
- Jay's Booming Hat - The Job Song
- Them Ickies - I Used To Have Fun But Now I Have You
- Archbishop Jason Polland - Pumpernickel Pie
- Joe And The Chicken Heads - Poopsickle
- Mailbox - Bugs
- Mailbox - What Is Lissa Walking?
- Jay's Booming Hat - Big Ass Truck
- Jay's Booming Hat - Driving Man
- Mailbox - The San Antonio - West Virginia Energy Malaprop Incident
- Hot Cinnamon Roll - Next Stop...My Dick
- Wendy - Where We Were Going
- The Von Stiens - Girls Get Crazy
- Joe And The Chicken Heads - Sheez Bawl
- Archbishop Jason Polland - Cud
- GST Mugwump - I Wanna Be A Plastic Lawn Flamingo
- Duncan Disorderly - Another One Bites The Dust
- Gazillion - Logic Song
- Mailbox - The Piano That Jack Filled (Part 1)
- Mailbox - Idle Hands (He Was Bored)
- Hence The Name - Fez Dispenser
- NSPS - The Last Cookie
- Joe And The Chicken Heads - Look Both Ways Before Crossing The Street
- Slurp Deluxe - Stop, Drop, & Roll
- GST Mugwump - Don't Stop On The Railroad Tracks
- Mailbox - Keep Sharp Objects Away From Children
- Duncan Disorderly - Don't Play With Matches
- Them Ickies - Don't Sit So Close To The Television
- Archbishop Jason Polland - Don't Drink And Drive
- Frozen Inertia - When Using A Chainsaw
- Hence The Name - The Stuff In The Medicine Cabinet Is Not Candy
- Wendy - Don't Do Swimming For At Least An Hour After Eating
- Mental Conspiracy - Wear Your Bike Helmet
- Field Trip - Don't Run On The Side Of The Pool
- The Banters - Learn The Heimlich Manuver
- Chris Combs - Smoke Detector
- Jay's Booming Hat - Don't Walk Alone Late At Night Without A Pal
- Ersatz Glow - Don't Pet Wild Animals
- High Fructose Corn Syrup - Running With Scissors (The Sharp Part)
- Bereft - Don't Put Metal In The Microwave
- Gazzillion - Never Play Baseball With A Hornet's Nest
- Jason Irvin's Vehicle - Lift With Your Knees (Not Your Back)
- Raymond & Scum - Don't Talk To Strangers
- The Fisticuffs - Don't Play In Old Refrigerators
- NSPS - Always Wear Bright Clothing When Walking At Night
- Brad Anders - Don't Paint Your Bike In The Garage
- The Von Steins - Get A Rabies Shot
- Hot Waffles - Buckle Your Seatbelt
- Poingly - Don't Play With Guns
- Johnny Romania - Don't Inhale Noxious Fumes