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Creator of the Mix: LoRezSky

Initial Notes About The Mix: Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid. Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did. A compendium of all things real and imaginary, the clever and the inept, the involuntary, the obscure and the ones clearly aiming for the buck. (A mix I originally made for the 13-year old daughter of my girlfriend to counter her claim that I always put strange tracks on mix-cds; a sort of 'Ha! Take this, Jaylene')

Tracklisting:

Intro

• Monty Python - All Things Dull and Ugly

A is for Aiming High, Falling Hard

• Portsmouth Sinfonia - Also Sprach Zarathustra
• Florence Foster Jenkins - Aria from 'Die Zauberflöte'

A is for Actor Slash Singer

• Leonard Nimoy - Bilbo Baggins
• William Shatner - Common People
• Robert Mitchum - Mama Looka Boo Boo

S is for Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Nothing lends itself to parody like Hard Rock or Metal. There is a cliche machine on the internet which when primed with any word rhymes 'fire' with 'desire' and regurgitates perfect Meat Loaf or Bon Jovi lyrics. These tracks did it decades before Gwar or The Darkness.

• Nigel Planer as Neil - Lentil Nightmare
• Bad News - Bohemian Rhapsody
• Spinal Tap - The Majesty of Rock

B is for But Seriously ...

• Tiny Tim with Brave Combo - Hey Jude
• Big Daddy - Like a Virgin
• Isaac Hayes as Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls
• Mike Flowers Pops - Venus as a Boy

E is for Ethnicity
Realizing that nothing is funnier than a foreigner.

• Gypsy Kings - Hotel California
• Elakelaiset - Rockin' all over the World
• Kanazawa Akiko - Yellow Submarine Ondo

H is for Hey, It Sells ...

• David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome
• Tom Jones - Coca Cola
• The Beatles - Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand
• Margarita Pracatan - I Want to Hold Your Hand
• Woofers and Tweeters Ensemble - Day Tripper

S is for Save-On Music
The cheapest music can be found on Karaoke samplers and in porn-videos. Only marginally more costly are most made-for-tv themes.

• Richard Delvy - The Green Slime
• Peter Thomas - Schwabadu
• Charles Fox - Theme from Wonder Woman

K is for The King Is Dead (Long Live The King)
And few things are funnier than the fat guy who watched his fifty televisions in a room with green shag carpet.

• Elvis - Are You Lonesome Tonight
• The King - Pretty Vacant
• El Vez - Esta Bien Mamacita

Y is for Yodeling

• Julie Andrews - The Lonely Goatherd
• Frank Ifield - She Taught Me To Yodel
• Mary Schneider - Yodelling Ovs (William Tell)