- Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
- I change the channels for an hour or two
- Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
- I'm sick of all the same old shit
- In a house with unlocked doors
- And I'm fucking lazy
- Bite my lip and close my eyes
- Take me away to paradise
- I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
- And I smell like shit
- Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
- I sure as hell can't do it by myself
- I'm feeling like a dog in heat
- Barred indoors from the summer street
- I locked the door to my own cell
- And I lost the key
- Bite my lip and close my eyes
- Take me away to paradise
- I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
- And I smell like shit
- I got no motivation
- Where is my motivation?
- No time for the motivation
- Smoking my inspiration
- Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
- Call me pathetic, call me what you will
- My mother says to get a job
- But she don't like the one she's got
- When masturbation's lost its fun
- You're fucking lonely
- Bite my lip and close my eyes
- Take me away to paradise
- I'm so damn bored
- I'm going blind
- And loneliness has to suffice
- Bite my lip and close my eyes
- I was slipping away to paradise
- Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
- But it's just a myth