List of non-love songs

Most songs have a direct or cryptic reference to romantic love. But, occasional exceptions are written by eccentric artists. After song titles in a different language than English, a translation of the title is given.

Excluded from list:

• Instrumentals represent about 15% of songs made, so they would overload the list.
• Cryptic references to romance, sex, and songs about women sung by men and vice versa often imply this excluded criterion.
• Theme songs to TV shows and movies are countless and are typically non-love songs.
• Note: Some songs may have titles that suggest something else, but cryptically or briefly talk about love in the lyrics.
• Christmas songs are countless, and therefore excluded from the list as well.

Songs

Numbers

• ''2 Bad'' by Michael Jackson
• "99 Bottles of Beer" (Traditional)

A

• ''All by Myself'' by Céline Dion
• ''Allee Allee (Eine Straße Viele Bäume)'' by Tim Toupet
• ''Allein zu Haus'' (Home Alone) by Julien Bam, Joon Kim, Vincent Lee & AndrePlusPlus
• ''Alles Baba'' (Everything Baba) by Die Atzen
• ''Alles in Petto'' (Everything in Store) by Julien Bam & Joon Kim
• ''Argonnerwaldlied'' (Forest of Argonne Song) by Hermann Albert von Gordon (Military March)
• ''Atemnot'' (Difficulty in Breathing) by Julien Bam

B

• ''Bad'' by Michael Jackson
• ''Beat It'' by Michael Jackson
• ''Bicycle Race'' by Queen
• ''Bierkapitän'' by Markus Becker & Richard Bier
• ''Billo'' by Nadim Ahadi
• "Block Rockin' Beats" by The Chemical Brothers
• ''Bohemian Rhapsody'' by Queen
• "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine
• ''Breathe'' by The Prodigy
• ''Bruce will es'' by Richard Bier
• ''Bruder muss los'' by Nadim Ahadi & Leon Machère
• ''Bruder muss los!'' by Julien Bam & Joon Kim
• ''Bruttosozialprodukt'' (Gross National Product) by Geier Sturzflug
• ''Bücher'' (Books) by Jens Knossalla

C

• "Cheepnis" by Frank Zappa
• ''China Boy'' by Dschinghis Khan

D

• ''Denn wenn et Trömmelche jeiht'' (Because when the Drums come out) by Räuber
• ''Disco Pogo'' by Die Atzen

E

• ''Earth Song'' by Michael Jackson
• "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic
• ''Echte Fründe'' (Real Friends) by Höhner
• ''Emblem'' by Nadim Ahadi
• ''Et jitt kein Wood'' (There is no Word) by Cat Ballou
• "Everybody Eats When They Come To My House" by Cab Calloway
• ''Everyday Saturday'' by Nadim Ahadi

F

• ''Feuer frei!'' (Open Fire!) by Rammstein
• "Fuck Tha Police" by NWA

G

• ''Gib her!'' (Give it to me!) by Julien Bam feat. selfiesandra & CrispyRob

H

• ''Hans hat Glück'' (Hans is lucky) by Julien Bam, Joon Kim & Vincent Lee
• ''Happy'' by Pharrell Williams
• ''History'' by Michael Jackson
• ''How It Is (Wap Bap...)'' by Bianca Claßen
• ''Hörst du die Regenwürmer husten'' (Do You hear the Earthworms cough) by Markus Becker

I

• ''I Don’t Feel Hate''by Jendrik
• ''Ich hab Polizei'' (I Have Police) by Jan Böhmermann
• ''Influenceur'' by ascendant vierge
• ''Influenceur (Hard Version)'' by Dr. Peacock & ascendant vierge
• ''Inselverbot'' (Island Ban) by Tim Toupet
• "Intergalactic" by The Beastie Boys
• ''It's Like That'' by Jason Nevins & Run-D.M.C.

J

• ''Jailhouse Rock'' by Elvis Presley
• ''Jeepers Creepers'' by Django Reinhardt
• ''Johnny Däpp (Ich will Mallorca zurück)'' (Johnny Däpp (I Want Mallorca Back) by Lorenz Büffel

K

• ''Katsching'' by Jens Knossalla & Die Atzen
• ''Keine Lust'' (No Lust) by Rammstein
• ''Kumm mer lääve'' (Don't worry) by Kasalla
• ''König von Mallorca'' (King of Mallorca) by Jürgen Drews
• ''Könige der Nacht'' (Kings of the Night) by Julien Bam

L

• ''Ladioo'' by Peter Wackel
• ''Lambo Gallardo'' by Nadim Ahadi
• ''Lieder'' (Songs) by Adel Tawil
• "The Logical Song" by Supertramp

M

• ''Mach die Robbe'' (Do the Pinniped) by Julien Bam
• ''Make It Bun Dem'' by Damian Marley & Skrillex
• "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo
• ''Mer stonn zo Dir FC Kölle'' (We stand to you FC Köln) by Höhner
• ''Money, Money, Money'' by ABBA
• ''Mutter'' (Mother) by Rammstein
• ''My Way'' by Frank Sinatra

N

• ''New York Strait Talk'' by Gang Starr
• ''Nihao Madafakkel'' by Julien Bam, Joon Kim & Vincent Lee

O

• ''Ok Boomer'' by Julien Bam

P

• ''Pirate'' (Pirates) by Kasalla & Querbeat
• ''Polizei'' (Police) by Jebroer
• ''Pool Song'' by Julien Bam
• "Pop Muzik" by M

R

• ''Radio'' by Rammstein
• "Radio Still Sucks" by The Ataris
• ''Range Rover Mansory'' by Nadim Ahadi
• ''Rap God'' by Eminem
• "Redneck Rampage" by Mojo Nixon
• ''Rein in die Bücher'' (Into the Books) by Jens Knossalla feat. KEN
• "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard
• ''Das rote Pferd'' (The red Horse) by Markus Becker

S

• ''Saufi saufi'' by ToBee
• ''Soldat'' (Soldier) by Jebroer
• ''Sonne'' (Sun) by Rammstein
• ''Stadt met K'' (City with K) by Kasalla
• ''Stayin' Alive'' by The Bee Gees
• "Subdvisions" by Rush

T

• "Taco Grande" by Weird Al Yankovic
• ''The Army Goes Rolling Along'' (Military March)
• ''They Don't Care About Us'' by Michael Jackson
• ''Turbo'' by Paul Elstak
• ''Turn Down for What'' by DJ Snake & Lil Jon
• "TV Party" by Black Flag

U

• ''Unter der Matratze'' (Under the Mattress) by Julien Bam

V

• ''Viva Colonia'' by Höhner

W

• ''We Are the Champions'' by Queen
• ''We Will Rock You'' by Queen
• ''Der Wellerman Song (Geil Geil Es ist so geil)'' (The Wellerman Song (Cool Cool It's so cool) by Markus Becker, Buddy and voXXclub
• "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" by Rockapella
• ''Wir versaufen unser Geld'' (We're wasting our money on booze) by DJ Biene & Sabbotage
• ''Without Me'' by Eminem
• ''Workers, Peasants and Soldiers Unite'' (Military March)
• "Workin' in a Coal Mine" by Devo

Y

• ''Y.M.C.A.'' by Village People
• ''Yalla Habibi'' by Nadim Ahadi

Z

• ''Zahnfee'' (Tooth Fairy) by Julien Bam
• ''Zehn kleine Jägermeister'' (Ten little Jägermeisters) by Die Toten Hosen

Other info

Trivia

• Most of these type of songs are almost never played on the radio.
• Many of these songs are party songs.