Lyrics:Carmen's Song

by Greg Lee

Nashville to Norway Bonaire to Zimbabwe Chicago to Pittsburgh to
Philly and back again Naples to Brussels Berlin to Belize Indonesia
Topeka Botswana to Thailand Milan via Amsterdam Mali to Bali The
Netherlands Scotland to Pakistan New York to Omaha Luxembourg
Galveston Freeport to Minsk

Where in the world is the Coliseum?
Who took the Sphinx and Cleopatra's needle?
Who got the Guggenheim Museum?
I don't see 'em, and where's the German soccer team?

She took the bang out of Krakatoa
She stole the keys from Beethoven's piano
Took a Little Italy and then Samoa
I got to show her, she can't stoop any lower

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Boston to Burma, Bath to Oswego
We've got to find her, got to confine her
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Over in Dover the cliffs are history
She bagged the checkered flag - the Indy hasn't stopped yet
Nobody stops her con artistry
She's a mystery, she never even calls her sister

She took the lean from the Tower of Pisa
Got off the plane, her eardrums haven't popped yet
Sailed to Paris on a bogus visa
Then just to tease her, she copped the smile from Mona Lisa

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Grabbed Trinidad then hijacked Tobago
We've got to jail her, got to derail her
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Greg, come on, she's nothin' but a scammer, stick that mischievious
heel in the slammer, catch the crook, no more lame excuses, lock that
lady in jail!

Nashville to Norway Bonaire to Zimbabwe Chicago to Pittsburgh to
Philly and back again Naples to Brussels Berlin to Belize Indonesia
Topeka Botswana to Thailand Milan via Amsterdam Mali to Bali The
Netherlands Scotland to Pakistan New York to Omaha Luxembourg
Galveston Freeport to Lebanon Belgium El Salvador Poland Morocco
Manhattan to Ireland Hungary Cambodia  

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Brooklyn to Chad, Brunei to Bombay go
We can't forgive her, send her up the river
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
There's California, where did L.A. go
It ain't okey dokey 'til she's in the pokey
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? 

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Cleveland to Bronx, Taiwan to St. Tropez go
Who's gonna fool her, throw her in the cooler
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Got lotsa capers on her resumé go
We're in the poor house 'til she's in the big house
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She'll yank the stars right from the Milky Way go
Well never spare her, we've got to snare her
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She'll pluck the lilies offa your Monet go
We'll be disppointed, til she's in the joint, HEY!
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?