Mike | Tina
See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was...sing
I have trouble with a...note
It goes all around my...throat
It's a terrifying...thing
See, I really couldn't hear which not was lower or was...higher
That's why I disappear when someone says, "Let's start a...choir"
Hey, when I begin to...squeak
It's a cross between a...shriek
And a quiver or a...moan
It's a little like a...croak
Or the record player...broke
What its doesn't have is...tone
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't...sing
I could never really...sing
What I couldn't do was...sing!
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional...
He's doing his best
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
Jingle bells, jingle bells
It really blows my mind
He gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in...power
And all my friends say I am perfect for the...shower!
Still, I'm terrific at a...dance
Girls are messin' up my...pants
I'm a birdie on the...wing
But if I begin to...chirp
They say, "Who's the little...twerp
Goin' 'pong' instead of...ping?"
And when Christmas comes and all my friends go...caroling...
It is so dishearten...ning
It is so disquiet...ting
It is so discourag...ging
Darling, please stop answer...ring!
See, I really couldn't...sing
I could never really...sing
What I couldn't do was...
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La...
La...!
La
La...
Sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing, sing...
Sing!
Sing!